Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Top 10 Things Heff Didn't Accomplish During His Blog Break

Heff recently took a break from blogging after complaining he wasn't able to get enough done due to all the work maintaining a blog involved. Let's look at the Top 10 things Heff was NOT able to get done during his 4 month break, shall we?

10. Uncle Chris and Bamatrav protein samples still under the couch in the basement.
9. Three month supply of Rogaine is still stacked up in the closet.
8. Classic fastback Mustang is still rotting in the basement.
7. Read a book.
6. Workout regularly to get ripped.
5. Spend quality time with Hatch.
4. Get his Photoship 8.0 CE disk returned.
3. Keep Nana out of his flower bed.
2. Keep Bamatrav out of his waterbed.

And the #1 thing Heff didn't accomplish during his break from blogging:

Repairs to the back porch from Wilfred and Hatch walking around on it.