How Did It Take Him So Long?

There's a new reality show coming up on VH1. Gene Simmons' Rock School.

"In Gene Simmons' Rock School, the fire-breathing, blood-spitting bassist of Kiss tries to turn a classroom full of prim and proper British prep-schoolers into a hot and heavy rock and roll band. Gene is invited to Christ's Hospital, a 450 year-old boarding school outside London. There, the students wear uniforms, march in procession, and study classical music."

If there's a quick buck to be made, Gene is all over it. Paul Stanley will probably make a guest appearance to teach the kids how to wear high heeled boots and cover for your lead guitarist when he's too coked up to sing his lyrics.