We're Saved!

Thank God! Robert Redford has finally weighed in on the energy crisis. Once the celebrities get involved we're sure to finally lick the problem of high fuel costs. As we all know, celebrities are much better than us, well, because they're celebrities! Movie stars have lots of extra time, so they don't need all those fancy schmancy science degrees to help figure out how to solve the world's problems. Besides, scientists are all evil Big-Bang believing tools of Satan anyway. Every time I've watched "Sneakers" I've always thought to myself, "wow, if we could just get Robert Redford focused, we'd have a gasoline free society in no time!"