Monday, June 13, 2005

Tennessee Cockfight

Holy chicken strips! They arrested 144 people and killed 300 roosters after raiding a cockfight in east Tennessee. I've heard the smell of burning cocks can be sniffed as far away as North Carolina. Calm down, Uncle Bull. Read the article one more time before you hop in your garbage truck and head south with your gym buddies.
Posted by Wayward Hatch

3 comments:

Paul said...

ummmmm....chicken.....Being the only person on this blog who has actually been to a cockfight (well, unless you count the time that Heff spent in prison, but that's a different sort of "cock"), I gotta say that I don't have a problem with it, at least the way it's done in the Philippines--the fighting cocks are well cared for, and the owner of the winner gets the corpse of the loser for dinner. We kill a whole lotta critters in a whole lotta ways, so unless you're willing to give up your leather, that big mac, or any of the multitude of dead animal products we use, don't bitch about the cockfights.

6:44 PM, June 13, 2005
Heff said...

I feel the same way, Paul. I tell myself - "it's ok" - every time I have a "Cat-lission" or a "Cat-ccident" with my car.

8:35 AM, June 14, 2005
Paul said...

re-tailing.....as jokes go, that is the equivalent of a Hatch-written diet guide.

1:34 PM, June 15, 2005

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