Here's a completely un-edited email that was sent by the HR department at my company to all employees today:

To All GFS Employees:

Earlier today, new restroom toilet scrubbers were placed in both the women and men's stalls that did not have one. Within minutes of placing them at least one came up missing. If we were still located at the Maryland Way office some could blame the cleaning crew or other tenants in the building. In this case - impossible!

If this was taken as a joke or you really needed one outside of the office be so kind as to return unused or replace it with a new one.

Thank you.

Thank God for the HR department!