Wednesday, May 05, 2010

Truckstop Entertainment

I heard this several months ago while waiting in line at a Subway in a truckstop in north Alabama, but it stuck with me so I thought I'd share.

A young woman enters, stage left.

"Momma! Daddy said for you to get away from the quarter machines! Back up off of 'em!"

5 comments:

Heff said...

"But, Momma's dun burnt through most of Daddy's paycheck, and she's a-tryin' to win it back !"

Aphro - Disiac said...

Wassup, Holm ?

Shelly Rayedeane said...

Manipulation does not make the world a better place to live in.

And someone is going to learn just what I mean really soon because karma is a motherfucker.

UBERMOUTH said...

Don't manipulate us into succumbing to your ideologies Shell, manipulation DOES indeed make the world go round.

And if you think karma is out to get me or you can psychically kill me with your threats, hear this- MY LIFE HAS NEVER BEEN BETTER!

UBERMOUTH said...

I teach karma btw, not the other way round.