Thursday, June 17, 2004

Da, dum, dum, boom

Convicted hit man Jimmy "Big Shoes" McClardy confessed today that he was once hired to beat a man to death in a rice field by using only 2 small porcelain figures.

He went on to claim that this was the first known case of a knick knack patty whack.

I'm here all week folks, try the veal...