Monday, October 18, 2004

News from Columbiana

I got some slightly disturbing news from my friend Jeff in Columbiana over the weekend. He sent me an email Saturday night. He had obviously had a few too many beers and seemed to be in a mood to tell truths that he might not normally reveal. It seems Jeff relayed his true feelings for me and that he had been having erotic fantasies about me since back in our high school days at Shelby County High.

I'm not sure how I feel about this. It's quite shocking to be sure. I suppose I need a few days to digest this before I try to answer him.


TheHeffer said...

Yes folks, this is true. I guess during Highschool gym class when I realized to my amazement that instead of normal male equipment, Hatch had a Moist pink VAGINA, I fell for him in a strange way. - Remember that day under the bleechers, Pookie ?

Anonymous said...

Why do you need to digest it?
This is what you have been wanting him to say for years you were just too afraid to say it first. Now you are both free to be with one another.

Finally! The truth shall set you free!

LilNigglet said...

Sheeeeit, Holme, I toe up Hatch's pank spot mines seff In High School ! Dat spot was sweet, I be talking !