Another Jungle Joke
Heff and Hatchare captured by a jungle tribe and tied to stakes. The chief says to them, "You have a choice – death, or ugga bugga." Hatch says, "Well, I guess ugga bugga." The chief shouts "UGGA BUGGA!" and 30 members of the tribe attack and sodomize him. The chief then asks Heff, "Now you have a choice, death or ugga bugga." Heff says "screw that, I choose death!" The chief says, "Very well," and shouts "DEATH…BY UGGA BUGGA!"