Monday, March 26, 2007

Around Again

As of approximately 0600 this morning, I've completed my 39th orbit around Sol, the homely G2 main sequence star in this solar system I've been assigned to. All systems are currently nominal, although Triglyceride levels remain elevated. Reproductive components of the mission plan have been completed, although many components involved in the education of named successor are still in the implementation phase. Said successor has recently acquired the ability to gain the attention of necessary parental units by the utterance of the phrase "Daddy! Daddy! Daddy!" in a repetitious manner until said parental unit engages its bipedal locomotive appendages and ascends to the second level of assigned domicile to retrieve it.

7 comments:

hatchwife said...

whatever! You are so wierd!! I love you though, FREAK! Happy Birthday!

Anonymous said...

Happy birthday, I probably would have called had I not spent over 5 hours on the phone with Bellsouth trying to get my phonelines straightened out.... Remember I got another one coming right behind you...

Brian

Nome said...

What a strange way to say, "It's my birthday!!!!!".

TheHeffer said...

Good Lord. "Spock, set Phaser to "Cornhole", and FIRE WHEN LOGICAL..."

Anonymous said...

You can dish it out, but you can't take it.
I hope someone takes a piss in your corn-flakes.

Alan said...

Good thing I don't eat Corn Flakes anymore. I need extra fiber to squeeze out the little turds like you, so I switched to Kashi brand Good Friends. 12 grams in every bowl!

Kevin said...
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