Saturday, January 29, 2005

Flip Flop Pop a Top

Hopefully the next time the Heffer decides to hit the beach he'll invite the Hatchers to join in the fun. If he does I'll get him a pair of these sandals that have a bottle opener built in. Then all he'll need is a pair of sunglasses that will automatically squirt sun tan lotion on his bald spot.

1 comment:

Jesus H. Christ said...

That's a great idea, my son. Damn shame I didn't think of it and market it myself - the Christian Collective would be much better off if I had. Sadly, my father (GOD) sold his condo-share late this last summer, so there will unfortunately be no more free trips to Florida. Golf course be to God. Coontown Golf Resort is Golden.