Sunday, January 23, 2005

My d6 beats Heff's d4

For those of you who lean more towards geekdom, here's a D&D guide to sex. Until a few weeks ago, I was still participating in an online RPG, but Paul Clemmons and Big Tobacco saw fit to end the dream for everyone. Now where did I put that Peter North Everlasting Bucket of Love that I wrenched from the Tomb of the Hedgehog in the depths of Christy Canyon?

3 comments:

TheHeffer said...

Uh. I really don't even know where to begin commenting on this....

Anonymous said...

W.T.F.!!! You are such a geeky pervert!

TheHeffer said...

Geeky pervert, indeed. Hatch aquired all his porn terms without question, from ME. Ah yes, the good Ol' days of Christy Canyon, Tamara Lee, Victoria Paris, and Heather Wayne as constantly "done" by the Naked Mafia which consisted of Peter "Buckets O' Love" North, T.T. Boy, Tom Byron, John "The Wadd" Holmes, and Ron "The Hedgehog" Jeremy.