Thursday, January 06, 2005

W.W.H.D. ?

Every weight loss attempt should have a theme, so I've decided that when it comes to decisions about what I should eat or how I should exercise, I'm first going to ponder What Would Heff Do, and then do the opposite. If Heff can be so wrong, the exact opposite can only be so right. Heff wants me to do 4 sets? I'll do 1. Heff wants me to jog? I'll walk. The satisfaction of showing Heff up will serve as motivation that can't be beat. In fact I may write a book about it.


Anonymous said...

Why don't you just compromise and do 2 sets? Why do men have to be sooo stubborn?

TheHeffer said...

Turnabout is fair play baby ! I wish you luck, since effort has been thrown out the window.

Paul said...

Good luck with the weight-loss plan...I'll think of you while I'm eating ribs this weekend.