Friday, May 20, 2005

Revenge of the Hatch

I've been breathing like Darth Tater lately with my allergies and a head cold, but I promise I'll be back soon with tales to amaze and entertain you with my faithful legion of readers. A preview of coming headlines...

Hatch Can't Drive 65
Direct Evidence that Heff is Gay
The Thong of Uncle Bull: Truth or Fiction?
She's Got Pocket Queens Screamed Hatch's Ego

5 comments:

Darth Tater said...

....Hatch, I am your father....

Big Bill said...

Hey are you out of rehab already?
Where have you been?
Heff was gonna post your picture on a milk carton but we figured being low carb and all you might be staying away from the dairy also...

Paul said...

Hey, he isn't very low carb at all....what a bad boy....I'm guessing that Big Bill's thong is going to stay safely in his drawer for quite some time.

Big Bill said...

Oh Hatch you are disappointing a lot of people!!!!
Plus (ring ring) hang on its the phone......
Ok I will tell him, Hey Hatch its the elastick in your underwear calling, they say need a break!!!They don't know how much longer they can continue this!!!!

TheHeffer said...

Yes Bill. Perhaps he should just wear a diaper, made of "PLASTICK"