Friday, May 20, 2005

Revenge of the Hatch

I've been breathing like Darth Tater lately with my allergies and a head cold, but I promise I'll be back soon with tales to amaze and entertain you with my faithful legion of readers. A preview of coming headlines...

Hatch Can't Drive 65
Direct Evidence that Heff is Gay
The Thong of Uncle Bull: Truth or Fiction?
She's Got Pocket Queens Screamed Hatch's Ego

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

....Hatch, I am your father....

Paul said...

Hey, he isn't very low carb at all....what a bad boy....I'm guessing that Big Bill's thong is going to stay safely in his drawer for quite some time.

Heff said...

Yes Bill. Perhaps he should just wear a diaper, made of "PLASTICK"