Friday, May 23, 2008

Thursday's Thoughts from Friday Night

Well, let's see.... American Idol is done with - and I have no idea who won since I am also not henpecked and I also don't burn brain cells on useless reality shows or puttering around a rundown piece of crap hotel on the crap side of a major American city wishing one of the pimps outside would finally bust a cap in my ass and put an end to it all. No sir! Also, there's nothing like getting up in the morning knowing you still have all of your hair. This can't be stressed enough. I like to just stand in front of the mirror and admire my lack of a bald spot, often for minutes at a time. Even better, I can walk out of my home without having to instinctively move in an erratic pattern to avoid the gunfire from the various gangs fighting over their turf.

3 comments:

Heff said...

Alrighty then. I can see now that I'm gonna to have to copyright all my post titles.

TachaƩ said...

wow your a bit of a spicy weiner.

Anonymous said...

neither one of you passed english grammaar 101