No idea if this voicemail is real or not, but if it's late and you're tired it's pretty amusing. Thanks to old buddy Tim from Mallet for the link.
'wA-w&rd - adjective
1 : following one's own capricious, wanton, or depraved inclinations : Ungovernable
2 : following no clear principle or law : Unpredictable
3 : opposite to what is desired or expected : Untoward