Thursday, March 03, 2005

Empty Throne

I don't get to enjoy it as much since I'm in Atlanta a lot now, but I am a proud owner of the American Standard Champion model, which is mentioned in this article about The King of Thrones. I have to admit that the article gave me a morbid curiousity about how many grams the Dumb Brute is able to plop out, but I'm afraid to get him started on yet another feces tangent.

1 comment:

TheHeffer said...

Champion ? - Perhaps, but I'm not too thrilled with the small amount of water this thing uses. For a "Heff Job", I'd be more at ease if it used even a extra gallon per flush. And what's with the "rupture from below" ? It appears when the "Champion" is flushed, air bubbles up from below. Is this to loosen a potentially wedged turd before the drain journey ?!? I don't get it. The last thing I want is to get popped in the face with poo when good ol' champ pops off a air charge. Just let me know when commodes go nuclear. - Heff