Tuesday, August 23, 2005

Boring Blogs

Someone broke my heart by passing along the news that someone else found my blog to be boring. I'm doing my best here people. I'm a 37 year old fat white man. I have a wife, a kid, another kid on the way, and a mortgage. There's not a lot of stuff going on that others would find exciting. It's a great life for me though.

I suppose I could tell stories about ripping off people less fortunate than me, or scour the web for pictures of women my 37 year old weiner would never hope to even be in the same room with, but I have higher standards here at the Wayward Hatch. Heck, I could even buy a PONTOON boat and act like it was the greatest thing ever, but I'm not so full of testosterone to inflict that kind of torture on my friends and family.

So I'll keep posting things that matter to me. I mean, it's my blog, so I have that right. In the end, this is a journal for me to share my experiences and opinions with anyone that might happen to care. Even if no one else read it, I'd keep writing it. It helps me to keep my focus and avoid dumb mistakes like buying a PONTOON boat.

7 comments:

Jay said...

Sorry. I didn't mean... I mean.... I didn't think it would get back to you. I have 2 blogs and I bet anything they are more boring that yours.

Jay.. again said...

Further William Gibson has gone a whole month without a post. Gez you are a nobody and this somebody can be more boring.

Will said...

Somebody's mad because they don't have a pontoon boat.

HatchWife said...

I will keep reading baby!

GateTree said...

OK. Pontoon boats are goofy, but could be fun I guess. Just keep writing it Hatch, we all do. I tell you what would be cool though. If you posted explanations of the poker lingo so I knew WTF you were saying half the time. Your boring FHW friend Mike Ray.

jay said...

Ok, seven days later and nothing new.. . this is boring

Cletus the slack-jawed Yokel said...

Haiy !!! Did sumwun saiy "Whoring" ??!? Oh, wayt no, it was "boring"....