Monday, August 01, 2005

Hatch - 4 Blogs - 0

"Heff's gone, gone, gone, like a sad, sad song, on a record made of wax, Blog O'Heff ain't coming back." - (sorry Mark Collie.)

Ok, it wasn't really me that killed Blog O'Heff. It was a bad break-up between Heff and his HO, I mean SO (Significant Other). At least it went out with a bang with alcohol, cops at the house, and goats scattered all over the neighborhood. Heff even pulled a Reetha and woke me up at 3am to share the news. I've known Heff for about 25 years now and I've only seen him really angry once about 8 years ago or so. I'm betting this would have been twice had I been there.

Someone else will have to console Uncle Bull, since I'm not allowed to talk to him anymore.


Paul said...

Damn....condolences to the Heffer. Just remember what our good buddy Pat Pace used to say betwixt vomiting when trying to drink whatever girl had come to her senses and dumped him off his terminally sotted mind...."Bitches ain't shit"....

On the off chance that Big Bill is reading this...."find a pair and put yer blog back up! Down let Hatch out pervetize you.....You can do it!"

TheHeffer said...

Thanks guys. A million thanks. Hatch, damnit !! Put something up that will entertain ME !