Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Sad News From Chicago

William "Uncle Meat" Wilkins was found lying in a pool of his own urine near a scattering of garbage cans. Details are sketchy, but it appears Wilkins stumbled upon a group of varmints engaged in an illicit drug sale.

"He shoulda had a shotgun with him," commented one local resident. "The varmints in this neighborhood can get mighty testy."

Wilkins leaves behind a wife, two daughters, and a big goofy kid somewhere out west.


TheHeffer said...

I knew that squirrel had bigger nutz than Bill. Proof's in the package - Big Bill hasn't posted since !

Ghost of Big Bill said...

Squirrels are terrorist's
The holy wars continue. Watch your nuts boy's these squirrels are clever and highly trained!!!
Save yourselves!!!