Tuesday, June 07, 2005
William "Uncle Meat" Wilkins was found lying in a pool of his own urine near a scattering of garbage cans. Details are sketchy, but it appears Wilkins stumbled upon a group of varmints engaged in an illicit drug sale.
"He shoulda had a shotgun with him," commented one local resident. "The varmints in this neighborhood can get mighty testy."
Wilkins leaves behind a wife, two daughters, and a big goofy kid somewhere out west.